An application was for employment

   A program was a television show

Windows were something you hated to clean,

   A keyboard was a piano

A cursor used profanity

   Memory was something you lost with age

A CD was a bank account

   And if you had a 3 1/2 floppy you hoped no one found out

Compress was something you did to garbage

   If you unzipped in public you went to jail

Log on was adding wood to a fire

   A hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

   And a backup happened to your toilet

Cut you did with scissors

   Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home

   And a virus was the flu!!!